Okay, here's what happened:
1. I found a bug in Guix that I wanted to report.
3. That page directed me to "submit your patches or email
bug-guix@gnu.org to open a new issue." There were no further
instructions, so I guessed that sending an email with the body "help"
would return one with instructions on how to file an actual bug
report.
4. Instead, that filed a bug reporting "help."
Perhaps this bug could be repurposed into one about improving the
instructions for reporting bugs. :) Now I'll file the real bug
report...
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